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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Mathematics?

* * * * * * * * * * * * Go Figure * * * * * * * * * * * *

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT READ AHEAD.


Please Answer the Questions Below.

DO NOT SKIP AHEAD.

Read this ONE LINE AT A TIME and do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel stupid and wish you had listened.

I am being totally serious.

To prepare, get a piece of paper and a pencil.

READY?

GO !


1) Pick a number from 1-9

2) Subtract 5

3) Multiply by 3

4) Square the number (multiply by the same number -- not the square root)

5) Add the digits until you get only one digit (i.e. 64 = 6+4 = 10 = 1+0 = 1)

6) If the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise, subtract 4.

7) Multiply by 2

8) Subtract 6

9) Map the digit to a letter in the alphabet, ie., 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc.

10) Pick a name of a country that begins with that letter

11) Take the last letter in the country name and think of an animal that begins with that letter

12) Take the last letter in the animal name and think of acolor that begins with that letter

13) Write down the color, the animal, and the country

* * * * * * * * * * * * Keep going * * * * * * * * * * * *

* * * * * Have you written down your answer? * * * * *

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DO NOT CONTINUE UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE
AND WRITTENYOUR ANSWER

















* * * * * * * * * * Here comes the answer! * * * * * * * * * *























* * * * * NO CHEATING, now, or you'll be sorry! * * * * *

















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The Answer Is:


Sorry, but there are no Orange Kangaroos in Denmark.

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