English Language Lesson, part four

THE USAGE OF MODERN ENGLISH


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pressure, love, and hate.
In language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck.); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK".

Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to describe may situations;

GREETINGS "How the fuck are you?"
FRAUD " I got fucked by the car dealer."
DISMAY " Oh, fuck it!"
TROUBLE "Well I guess I am fucked now."
AGGRESSION "Fuck you."
DISGUST "Fuck me."
CONFUSION "What the fuck?"
DIFFICULTY "I don't understand the fucking business."
DESPAIR "Fucked again."
INCOMPETENCE "He fucked up everything."
DISPLEASURE "What the fuck is going on here?"
LOST "Where the fuck are we?"
DISBELIEF "Unfuckingbelievable!"
RETALIATION "Up your fucking ass."

It can be used in anatomical description-"He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time-"It's five fucking thirty."
It can be use in business-"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal-as in " Motherfucker."
It can be political-"Fuck Clinton – Bush – Reagan."

And never forget General Custers last words: "Where did the fucking JR come from?".

Also, the famous last words of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

And last but not lease, the immortal words of the Captain of the TITANIC, who said " Where is all the fucking water coming from?

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck." Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your fucking prestige,