Cruising Snail

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the BMW Z-3 was the car to have.
So the snail went to the nearest BMW dealer and said he wanted to buy the Z-3, but he wanted it re-badged "S-3".
The dealer asked, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replied, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer didn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agreed to have the car re-badged for a small fee.
The snail got his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"